BEN & JERRY’S YA’LL ARE OFF THE DAMN CHAIN!!

What the eff is this yo?…I can’t! Ben & Jerry’s marketing team is genius. I don’t know how they come up with the concepts for the names of their ice creams but I would bet my lunch money that it involved some herbal indulgences. “Schweddy Balls”… for real?
The ingredients seems like the makings of a pretty damn good dessert though. How do you offer someone some of your “Schweddy Balls”? It makes me laugh just to say it!

I don’t think that the play on words is a mere coincidence, because my favorite Ben & Jerry’s ice cream of all time is called…(drum roll please) “Chunky Monkey” Sounds like a name more befitting of a protuberant vagina/fat pu$$y.

Damn I would love to be a fly on the wall at these brainstorming sessions.