JAYNE DIRT

Abandon Fear and Live Your Life!!!!

Jayne Dirt — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 03:40:17 +0000

I was catching up with a friend on the phone last week, and he reminded me that I have been traveling non-stop for the past 10 months. The thought had not even occurred to me. But it’s true, I’ve been to 4 continents and nearly a dozen countries in that time. This was not my intention when I initially set out. It happened serendipitously. Last Spring I was having dinner with my girlfriend in Philly, and she urged me to take an impromptu vacation. She’s an avid traveler and I had not been out of the country in 2 years so she was feeling my pain. Needless to say, I took her advice and bought a ticket to visit Salvador, Bahia Brazil.

I should probably give the lead up to this story. I had been living in a city that I grew to disdain, and had a job as a High School Educator I was no longer happy in. Sallie Mae was going to be on my back since I finally decided to culminate yet another degree that I would soon be responsible for paying back. The option of working my ass off for somebody else’s dream and simultaneously cuttin Sallie a check, was frankly not an option. So I decided to quit my job,take my savings, and take a leap of faith!

That was about a year ago, and to date it is the best life decision that I have ever made. I recall hearing God’s voice tell me, as I’d walk to the #34 trolley in nearly zero degree temperatures during the Philly winter, all the while cursing audibly about how I needed to get the hell out of that God forsaken city, I was reminded by the Most High very clearly, “What I have planned for you is far greater than anything you could ever imagine.” I literally remember hearing this message and it was reoccurring for months. And then one day, I ordered Chinese takeout for lunch on one of those sucky days at work, and my fortune read, You will travel the world. At that moment, something just clicked and said, “Why don’t you just move to Brazil?” Mind you, I had never been, didn’t know a single person in the whole country nor did I speak the language, but my spirit was compelling me to GO, so I did.

Now fast forward–Over the course of the past 10 months, I have learned what it is to live on faith. That the Creator gave all of us this life to live more abundantly, as is promised in the word. I moved to Brazil, lucked up on a million dollar immaculate ocean front property next door to a yacht club (a cool upgrade for a divorcee, that was forced to down size and take on a roommate for a year, but alas, my God is good.)

I pranced around the country from the north to south, chased some waterfalls.

Explored hidden gardens.

Lived in Rio de Janeiro and just a 2 minute walk from the world famous Ipanema Beach.

Learned a new language and met the most magnificent people. I have never been so sure of my purpose and more in line with my blessings than I am now, and it all came from SURRENDER—Surrendering fear, the fear that I may fail. I now know there is no such thing as failure, and ANYTHING I can conceive of in my imagination is mine to have.

It’s been a whirlwind of events since then. I was recently in Paris

and met up with some people from the Nomadness Travel Tribe to watch Jay Z and Kanye West perform ‘Niggas in Paris’… in PARIS, for a record breaking 12 times!!

And then traipsed over to Marrakesh, Morocco for some indulgent shopping.

Did a camel ride in the desert.

Each and every one of these experiences has been so precious to me, in ways that even as a writer I cannot fully convey in words. Over the course of my travels I have felt guilty at times that I’m laying in a Hammock at 2:00 in the afternoon taking a nap, or drinking a caiparinha on the beach at 5:00 on a Wednesday but, I’ve discovered we all have the power to live our lives in the most magical ways we desire.

My life is so beautiful, and I say this not to be a braggart, but to make you aware that you too can live your best possible life, in fact it is your obligation to.

Jayne Dirt Calls In to the ‘Hangover Takeover’ Radio Show to Flirt With Standby Gypsy!!

Jayne Dirt — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:32:49 +0000

C.O.P. MAGAZINE: NOT FOR YOUR AVERAGE CHIC

Jayne Dirt — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:38:08 +0000

I had the distinct pleasure of meeting Erika or “Aussie Girl” (as I affectionately refer to her) while working on a project for Sneaker Freaker magazine in Philadelphia, PA. Her energy was so uber awesome and we connected in an amazing way. No jealousy, no bull-shit, no slyness with this chic; she shoots straight from the hip and I love her for it! Aside from being one of the most down ass chics I have come in contact with, with a pair of lips that do Angelina Jolie no justice, she is also a bonafide sneaker connoisseur and most importantly, the Co-Creator of C.O.P. Magazine, an acronym for (Chics on Power-trips, Crimes of Passion, and my personal favorite Can’t Overstand Pussy.

I had the pleasure of interviewing her recently, and had all types of fun during the interaction. Check the interview below:

JD: What inspired you to create C.O.P. magazine?

Erika: About four years ago, Ivee–who is now my business partner and one of my rock-solid homegirls–put out an all-girl’s graffiti mag called “Crimes of Passion”. She was a designer and I was working as a copywriter at that time, so when we met and got drunk over a couple of beers one night we just started talking about the possibilities. She wanted to take it further and I’ve always had a thing for mags (who doesn’t) so now we have carved out this weird girl-culture niche for girls who don’t really feel they fit in anywhere else. And we have some dude readers who are really into it as well, which is nice.

JD: Describe the type of chics that are avid readers of C.O.P?

Erika:They’re the kinds who have to censor themselves in polite company because what goes through their head is naturally full of inappropriate images and four-letter words. I think they talk and think a bit more like guys, to be honest. But they’re still girls, don’t get me wrong. They just find shit like cupcake baking parties and hand crocheted bike seat covers more disgusting than a joke “normal” people would probably find offensive. They love to party and get up to mischief. We’ve met a lot of chicks through the mag over the last three years and ALL of them are so chill and easygoing it’s ridiculous. Most of ‘em are also really smart and busy with their own projects. They’re not sitting around smoking cones in front of The Maury Show, although I do have my days.

JD: Do you know any fancy tricks?
Erika: Ahahaha! Mmm… I think all of us girls have some really sly, effective techniques and strategies when it comes to the opposite sex and it wouldn’t be right for me to air them out here, ’cause then they kinda lose their power.

JD: What´s your favorite kind of porn?

Erika: I would like to see some creative pornography studio come up with a Maury Show send-up. Once everybody’s stopped screaming at each other they all just get down on the studio floor and start make-up fucking. I like that all sizes, all races ish. Plus it makes for good looking babies and more suspenseful paternity tests.

JD: Last words?

Erika:Shout outs to my girl Ivee, the other half of C.O.P. mag!

You can read the blog and purchase the newest issue @ www.c-o-p-magazine.com

Photo Credits: Cheech Sanchez

BEN & JERRY’S YA’LL ARE OFF THE DAMN CHAIN!!

Jayne Dirt — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 15:05:54 +0000

What the eff is this yo?…I can’t! Ben & Jerry’s marketing team is genius. I don’t know how they come up with the concepts for the names of their ice creams but I would bet my lunch money that it involved some herbal indulgences. “Schweddy Balls”… for real?
The ingredients seems like the makings of a pretty damn good dessert though. How do you offer someone some of your “Schweddy Balls”? It makes me laugh just to say it!

I don’t think that the play on words is a mere coincidence, because my favorite Ben & Jerry’s ice cream of all time is called…(drum roll please) “Chunky Monkey” Sounds like a name more befitting of a protuberant vagina/fat pu$$y.

Damn I would love to be a fly on the wall at these brainstorming sessions.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEX SCENE IN A MOVIE?

Jayne Dirt — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:31:31 +0000

The beginning of the millenium was great…we survived Y2K and ushered in the era with loads of good sexy steamy love making on camera from some of our favorite films. It was hard to compile a list of just my top 3 favorites but these scenes were particularly special!

Belly

Taral Hicks Belly por BlackSexScene
Exhibit A, as to why crack dick is no good for you! Keisha and Tommy´s relationship was all types of dysfunctional, but they had grrrreeeat make up sex!

Baby Boy

Did he say Nigga squats?…ROTFLM@O.

Love & Basketball

Aaahhh young love is so sweet. I remember the days!

What are some of your favorites?

HAVE YOU EVER DATED A BI-SEXUAL MAN…ARE YOU SURE???

Jayne Dirt — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 11:48:41 +0000

I met Arielle Loren, Director of the aptly titled documentary “Bideology” during my travels in Salvador, Bahia, Brazil. Someway or another in our conversation we began talking about the Black community being remiss in not cultivating safe spaces for gay, bi-sexual, or otherwise queer identified Black men, cornering many brothas into being closeted homosexuals.

Her documentary is inspired by a real situation that occured in her life, prompting the NYU graduate to make a feature legnth film about it. What impressed me most about the film, and her subsequent inquiry into the topic of being in a relationship with a bisexual man, is that rather than ignore it (as many women do), become enraged (the logical response), she endeavored to engage an audience of women and men in dialogue about the subject.

Bideology is a must see. I came away with some new and very interesting points of view after watching it.Check out the trailer below:

BIDEOLOGY (Trailer) from Arielle Loren on Vimeo.

SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS

Jayne Dirt — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:30:06 +0000

This blog is inspired by my cousin, who shall remain nameless. In a phone conversation we were talking about the finer points of fellatio, and she proudly announced, “Spitters are quitters!” I was truly flabbergasted at her announcement, mostly because she is my little cousin, and I didn’t think she knew a thing about the nether regions of a mans genitalia, let alone ingesting his babies!

To be sure, sperm is known to have tons of protein, as well as other vitamins and nutrients! Some doctors have even recommended the ingestion of semen for women three times per week! Other medical professionals have purported that it has cancer healing properties. So other than the obvious gratification that it would bring to your partner, perhaps swallowing isn’t so bad!

If you are a bit squeemish about it initially though, talk to your mate. Many women are concerned about the taste and texture, and this can be a deterrent. Acidic based fruits such as kiwis, cranberries, oranges, grapefruit, pineapples and strawberries can sweeten the nectar of your partner. If , however the thought of having semen languish on your tongue is disgusting, one trick you may consinder is lying on your back at a 90 degree angle with your partner positioned in front of you (this position also prevents gagging). This will allow the semen to shoot directly down your throat!

I cannot reiterate enough though, the importance of healthy sexual practices. Disease can be spread through swallowing semen, so be sure that you have a trusted partner who is free of sexually transmitted diseases before partaking!

Happy Sucking!

With Love,

Jayne Dirt

OBAMA COMEMORATIVE DILDO…WTF???

Jayne Dirt — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:38:54 +0000

I am perplexed! Rarely do I find myself at a complete loss, but this ish right here is mad crazy. I’m amused and marginally offended. Who comes up with this shit? An Obama dildo…really dude? I want to know the political leanings of the creator? What the hell is the metaphoric significance behind an Obama phallic symbol, and who is buying them? Eeeewww, and has anyone ever used it? I don’t know whether to deem it inappropriate or pure genius!

Anyway it’s 7.5 inches long and 2 inches in diameter…ENTER Black male penis joke ====>HERE<=====. Couldn't be a replica of a Mandingo sized brothas jank though!...I kid, I kid (not really)! It even comes with a set of balls!

All jokes aside I am kind of impressed by the craftsmanship. The head is finely sculpted and bares a remarkable likeness to our head of state...but is this shit wrong? I don't know...I haven't formed a judgment yet.

Here is the “Democratic Blue” edition

There are a few people I would like to send this to, wrapped and tied with a bow.

Mitch McConnell for instance:

Rush Limbaugh

And just for good measure…Sara Palin.

I know she’s the type of White woman who secretly salivates over Black ‘peynus!…I see you boo (-_~)

SLUT WALKS: AN INTERNATIONAL MOVEMENT

Jayne Dirt — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:06:13 +0000

Rape, child molestation, sex trafficking, and coerced prostitution are major problems that impact women and children all over the world, so it is no surprise that the “Slutwalk Movement” has taken many nations and cities by storm. What started as a reaction to an insensitive remark by a Toronto cop who suggested, “Women should avoid dressing like sluts in order to not to be victimized,” has turned into an international outcry for Women’s Rights. The movement co-founders, Sonya Barnett and Heather Jarvis were deliberate in their intention in using the word “slut” for the branding of this movement. They explain, “Women are tired of being oppressed by slut-shaming; of being judged by our sexuality and feeling unsafe as a result.” They continue, “Being in charge of our sexual lives should not mean that we are opening ourselves to an expectation of violence, regardless if we participate in sex for pleasure or work.” Touche’ my sistren touche’!

Check out videos below of the Slutwalk Movement as supporters march in cities all over the world:

SLUTWALK TORONTO

SLUTWALK NEW DELHI, INDIA

SLUTWALK AMSTERDAM

SLUTWALK SAN DIEGO

SLUTWALK SAO PAULO, BRAZIL

SLUTWALK CHICAGO

In the United States a woman is raped every 2 minutes.

SLUTWALK BERLIN

SLUTWALK CAPETOWN, SOUTH AFRICA

It is estimated that a woman born in South Africa has a greater chance of being raped than learning how to read.

SLUTWALK KOREA

SLUTWALK MELBOURNE, AUSTRALLIA

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MR. AND MRS. OBAMA!

Jayne Dirt — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 03:14:13 +0000

Happy Anniversary to Michelle and Barack Obama. Nineteen years of marriage is no easy fete to accomplish. I know this personally, as I barely survived 4 years…lol! Although I don’t agree with a lot of Mr. Obama’s policies, I truly believe that the iconography of a nuclear Black family, that are so obviously in love does much for the psyche (for Blacks in particular)…so kudos!

I’m not sure what there secret is, but I have a guttural feeling one key ingredient is really good sex! I just bet Mrs. O has stopped by the Oval Office for a mid-day snack! I would love to be a fly on the wall for that action!

Damn, I may never be invited to the White House for saying this, but I believe Mrs. O is thoroughly putting it on the Commander in Chief, on a very regular basis. That is why he is always the pillar of calm. Anyway…I digress!

Happy Anniversary Mr. and Mrs. Obama…and many more to come.

With Love,

Jayne Dirt