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  • SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS

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    This blog is inspired by my cousin, who shall remain nameless. In a phone conversation we were talking about the finer points of fellatio, and she proudly announced, “Spitters are quitters!” I was truly flabbergasted at her announcement, mostly because she is my little cousin, and I didn’t think she knew a thing about the nether regions of a mans genitalia, let alone ingesting his babies!

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  • OBAMA COMEMORATIVE DILDO…WTF???

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    I am perplexed! Rarely do I find myself at a complete loss, but this ish right here is mad crazy. I’m amused and marginally offended. Who comes up with this shit? An Obama dildo…really dude? I want to know the political leanings of the creator? What the hell is the metaphoric significance behind an Obama phallic symbol, and who is buying them? Eeeewww, and has anyone ever used it? I don’t know whether to deem it inappropriate or pure genius!
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  • SLUT WALKS: AN INTERNATIONAL MOVEMENT

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    Rape, child molestation, sex trafficking, and coerced prostitution are major problems that impact women and children all over the world, so it is no surprise that the “Slutwalk Movement” has taken many nations and cities by storm. What started as a reaction to an insensitive remark by a Toronto cop who suggested, “Women should avoid dressing like sluts in order to not to be victimized,” has turned into an international outcry for Women’s Rights. The movement co-founders, Sonya Barnett and Heather Jarvis were deliberate in their intention in using the word “slut” for the branding of this movement. They explain, “Women are tired of being oppressed by slut-shaming; of being judged by our sexuality and feeling unsafe as a result.” They continue, “Being in charge of our sexual lives should not mean that we are opening ourselves to an expectation of violence, regardless if we participate in sex for pleasure or work.” Touche’ my sistren touche’!

    Check out videos below of the Slutwalk Movement as supporters march in cities all over the world:

    SLUTWALK TORONTO

    SLUTWALK NEW DELHI, INDIA

    SLUTWALK AMSTERDAM

    SLUTWALK SAN DIEGO

    SLUTWALK SAO PAULO, BRAZIL

    SLUTWALK CHICAGO


    In the United States a woman is raped every 2 minutes.

    SLUTWALK BERLIN


    SLUTWALK CAPETOWN, SOUTH AFRICA


    It is estimated that a woman born in South Africa has a greater chance of being raped than learning how to read.

    SLUTWALK KOREA


    SLUTWALK MELBOURNE, AUSTRALLIA

  • HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MR. AND MRS. OBAMA!

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    Happy Anniversary to Michelle and Barack Obama. Nineteen years of marriage is no easy fete to accomplish. I know this personally, as I barely survived 4 years…lol! Although I don’t agree with a lot of Mr. Obama’s policies, I truly believe that the iconography of a nuclear Black family, that are so obviously in love does much for the psyche (for Blacks in particular)…so kudos!
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  • KNOCK IT OFF…IT´S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO BE HOMO-THUGGIN!!

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    I should not be amused by these pseudo gangster shenanigans. Much less in the paradise that is Brazil! But every now and again I have to get a nice big heep of good ol’ American pop culture. Here is the scoop…

    It has been reported that rapper Fabolous and Ray-J (who I suppose fancies himself a “gansta” of some sort these days… #whoareyoufooling) got into a fight in Vegas. Reports are ify about who two-pieced who, but if I had to bet I’d say Fab dug in that ass. Anywho, to add fuel to the gossip that is swirling in the urban blogospheres, Ray J called Power 105 this morning to give his account of the story.
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  • SLAP A BITCH

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    Yeah I said it…sometimes bitches need to be slapped! Since I fancy myself more of a lover than a fighter (plus I’m not going to mess up my pretty brown face on account of assaulting garden tools) I want to dedicate this song to all of you crazy, schitzo, been a month of sundays since you had some quality penis, obsessive compulsive, painfully unaware of your neurotic proclivities, anti-seductive BEYOTCHES!
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ABOUT ME


Hi I am Jayne Dirt. I am a Religious scholar, former concubine (proper speak for high-class harlot), and former school teacher. I write for my life —Literally!


Sometimes I write about what the people in my head are telling me. Other times I am inspired by grotesque panty lines, nonsensical politics, conversations that I’ve had with angels, or how much I detest that ho Sallie Mae. Forgetful wench that she is. What happened to my 40 acres and a mule...?


Oh—sometimes I go off on a tangent. Where was I?
Oh yes—So, Jayne Dirt is my alter ego born from having to compartmentalize my identity as a high school teacher and pre-Doctoral student, who moonlights as a Masturbation Enthusiast. Yes, really. I do not jest.
I'd rather pluck my pubic hairs with tweezers than go back to the bureaucratic shenanigans of a 9-5. So please take a look around, peruse my articles and my blog, like me on Facebook, follow me on Twitter @JayneDirt, send me an email, and spread the word. I love engaging with my readers, you all give me so much fodder.


Love you like a play cousin.


Kisses,


Jayne Dirt



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